To: World
From: Peter
Hi Guys,
We need to have a talk. Some of you have made me consider taking the train from New Lenox to Mokena. I have a simple outlook on driving. Get in your car knowing where you are going. Know how to get there. Stay out of my way. That's it.
I have a problem with these scenarios. Some involve special weather like our recent snow, some don't.
1. "OMFG it's snowing, better go super slow even though the roads are clear............. U know wat? I'm going slow, so I prolly can talk on my phone and do my makeup now!!1!! Sweet!!........... Guys, you won't believe how long it took me to get to work this morning!!!! lolololololololol"
2. "OMFG Why aren't people trying to get through the light?!?!? Move it people!!!!! Make an effort!!! Gosh!!..... OH whew, I've finally made it up to the light. Awesome... here comes the green. <lets foot off of brake> Oooo! A rainbow!!!! Soooo pretty and...... WTF, why are these cars behind me honking? assholes!! Oh damn, it's about to turn red, good thing I just got through."
3. Use your ****ing turn signal. Just because you know you're going to turn, doesn't mean I'm just waiting to pull out for shits and giggles. Additionally, turning on your turn signal after you've started turning defeats the point. Just FYI on that.
4. The left lane is for faster traffic. End of story. Don't give me some bullshit story about how the speed limit is 65 and you're doing 65 in the left lane because that's as fast as you can go! Stay in the right lane and pass when you need to. If you're passing too often, stay in the left lane longer. If you're in the left lane and you're passing few or no people, move to the right lane. If you are in the left lane, and people are flying by you in the right lane flipping you the bird, you should move to the right lane. Also, if you are in the left lane and somehow saw that guy bird-flippin you, wipe that bullshit-trying-to-look-innocent-and-confused-but-I'm-trying-to-look-rightfully-angry face off. That will get you shot in some states.
Oooo, possible leaking photos of HTC Touch HD Pro, gtg. bai